Please, GI Joe Sequel, Don’t Suck

(This, honestly, is the only reason I watched the first movie. Don't you judge me. Photo from Google Images) I was a huge fan of the GI Joe comics back in the day. I even watched the cartoons because knowing is half the battle and I had the toys (Zartan was the fucking BOMB, yo!). … Continue reading Please, GI Joe Sequel, Don’t Suck

Batgirl vs. Catwoman

  Throughout history, rivalries have defined the existence of mankind. Man vs. Dinosaurs. Jesus vs. the Romans. King Arthur vs. Mordred. Ali vs. Frazier. Man vs. Food. But there is one rivalry, one contest of who is better that makes all the aforementioned pairings take on the importance of South Park's legendary Giant Douche vs. … Continue reading Batgirl vs. Catwoman

Laziness vs. Apathy

Yes, it's this shit again. Bite me. I'm in a mood. I can't decide if I don't feel like doing anything because I'm lazy or because I don't give a fuck. For the uninitiated, there is definitely a huge difference between the two. If I don't feel like doing something (say, writing incredibly snarky, witty … Continue reading Laziness vs. Apathy

3D or Not 3D. THAT is the question (Trying to decide if I want to continue to fund George Lucas’ insanity defense is what I’m getting at)

Would George Lucas REALLY rape Indiana Jones? I'm starting to wonder. The man is clearly brilliant, albeit a total narcissist, but I'm really starting to think he would forcefully have his way with Indy. I bring this up because Star Wars Ep. I: The Phantom Menace comes out in theaters Friday in (heavy echo effect) … Continue reading 3D or Not 3D. THAT is the question (Trying to decide if I want to continue to fund George Lucas’ insanity defense is what I’m getting at)