(Swoon)
Like a lot of folks, Neil Gaiman is one of my favorite writers for a number of reasons. His work on Sandman was incredible, his Batman story “Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader?” is one of the best stories ever written about the Dark Knight, and Good Omens is still one of my favorite books. The Amazon Prime show is pretty solid as well. Because Mr. Amanda Fuckin’ Palmer is pretty awesome & seems to have this writing thing figured out, here are 14 quotes from Neil to help us dirt-dwellers reach his level of godhood.